Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Antara Darjat

hahha..kaliini saye nak cakap omputeh dari awal sampai akhir..okey..tipu..saye sedang tulis blog untuk firm dalam bhase melayu..just sharing..mari bace


A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and Neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
The husband asked sarcastically, ''Relatives of yours?''
''Yep,'' the wife replied, ''in-laws.''

 (sukakan jawapan bini die sgt2!! ahahaha!)


Words
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day, 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, ''The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...''
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'


Creation  
A man said to his wife one day,
''I don't know how you can be So stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.''
The wife responded,
''Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!''


Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
He would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),
he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.'
He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM And he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and See why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by The bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for this kind of contest.


so, who win? wifey or hubby? keh3. ;D antara darjat :)


♥ (^^)v

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Utusan dari dato'-dato' Boss

dengan segala hormatnyer, incik-incik bos si Ksa telah mengutuskan kiriman pesanan ringkas kepada saye untuk menyampaikan pengutusan khas daripada mereka..disebabkan posmen agak lembab untuk buat pekerjaan maka, pengunaan belog dalam kiriman kad raya adalah sungguh berkeperluan..maka dengan itu, bos-bos yang belum ader pangkat datuk atau dato' ingin mengucapkan :

SELAMAT HARI RAYA


bersempena hari raya, bos-bos juga menasihat kan agar pekerja-pekerja bos untuk tidak bermain mercun.. bermain pelita boleh..main lampu lip lap-liplap pun boleh.. asal bukan mercun atau meriam buluh..

selain itu, ucapan mohon maaf beserta kesyukuran kerna mempunyai tenaga pekerja yang berdedikasi juga adalah sangat berterima kasih..

dan itu juga, adakah pekerja mendapat bonus raya?? TIDAK??oh..saye x tahu anda pekerja-pekerja dapat atau tidak.. kalau dapat Alhamdulillah..kalau tidak, x mengapa..mungkin tahun depan dapat bonus double.. doa bnyak-banyk yer.. hihi..

disini juga bos-bos ingin memohon ampun sekiranye perangai-perangai bos ini menyinggung perasaan kalian..wah, ini sudah seperti surat cinta kepada pekerja..wakakaka..

ok lah.. itu shaja.. Incik bos suruh saya update untuk ucap SELAMAT HARI RAYA jer..tapi saye telah membebel dengan banyak..mintak maaf yer incik Boss.. jangn marah-marah..hoho..
sekian terima kasih..

p/s: gambar x lawa sebab saye lukis sendirik untuk KSA..hoho..
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